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Offline Cole Train

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #240 on: June 22, 2011, 02:14:38 PM »
this thread is closed so i can't reply so here's the link.
http://www.reddead.net/forums/thread-find-waldo

i lol'd at the stupidity :p

here's another one:

(this is regarding Grandma's current signature)


Quote from: 'Grandma' pid='413254' dateline='1308767365'
Quote from: 'Agent Nitemare' pid='413210' dateline='1308765517'
grandma where did you get that sig????

im surprised katy perry actually did that :grin:

It was taken from a random music video of hers. Which one, I don't know.
Quote from: 'Rockworm' pid='413257' dateline='1308767456'
she masturbates with her boobies....
Quote from: 'Agent Nitemare' pid='413263' dateline='1308767687'
Rockworm, I have no problem with watching that.
Quote from: 'Rockworm' pid='413271' dateline='1308768276'
Yeah but she better watch out all that cum guzzling out she could accidently impregnate herself lol.



and yet another one! on one of the threads in the mad men section, people were discussing their cats and posting pics so pug thought to make a thread about that called "The Scratching Post."

this was his introductory post :laugh4:

Quote from: 'Alphapug' pid='413281' dateline='1308768530'
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A safe place to talk about your pussy.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 02:57:13 PM by Cole Train »

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #241 on: June 22, 2011, 03:45:58 PM »
Quote from: 'Ucah8er' pid='413214' dateline='1308765639'
Quote from: 'LetsGoIndyBaby' pid='413196' dateline='1308764881'
Quote from: 'MattyLadd' pid='413161' dateline='1308762711'
That is probably the worst possible thing I have ever seen.

For a start:

IT'S YOU WHO'S IN THE STORY, NOT BEARCLAW GUNNERSON.
BUBBLEGUM WAS NOT INVENTED.
AND IT MAKES NO SENSE.
DELETE IT PLEASE.

Here I picked these up at the pharmacy yesterday but you look like you could use them more

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I lol'd irl

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #242 on: June 22, 2011, 05:07:07 PM »
No point making a thread about funny internet lines, so I'll just post some here.

'KILL IT WITH FIRE' makes me laugh everytime.. The comments on shitbrix.com are usually funnier than the actual pictures. I haven't been on reddead long so I haven't seen too much.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #243 on: June 23, 2011, 06:08:58 AM »
from a MadMen privatte thread. Hope I haven't violated Alphapug's copyright ...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuhL7nqvEQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuhL7nqvEQ</a>

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #244 on: June 23, 2011, 07:10:05 AM »
:ears: What a talent, Pug!
MadMen Superstar.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #245 on: June 23, 2011, 07:11:34 AM »
If there was a posse called certifiabley insane Men he'd have joined that one. Good work dude!!



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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #246 on: June 23, 2011, 07:13:16 AM »
lol i love the "etc, etc" in the middle of the rap :D

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #247 on: June 23, 2011, 07:17:25 AM »
Awesome, we've got someone to rival Roo and Valjean on the scene!

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #248 on: June 23, 2011, 07:25:04 AM »
Haha! No, nothing was violated other than your ears! The etcetera, etcetera is in tribute to Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka. Still need to fill in all the blanks.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #249 on: June 23, 2011, 11:38:12 AM »
Ah nice another rapper !

Here's another beaut of a line


Quote from: 'Gav' pid='413891' dateline='1308840287'
I went on a school trip to the Genital museum in Berkeley near our school :D It was pretty interesting learning all about smallpox and shit.  


And by Genital I mean Jenner. Screw this new Iphone


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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #250 on: June 23, 2011, 11:54:58 AM »
Lol cheers craigy, I've had that thing less than 2 days and already it's caused me at least 5 awkward situations. I refuse to switch off autocorrect though because I find it hilarious xD

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #251 on: June 23, 2011, 12:11:11 PM »
Yeah, at the genital museum you learn all about smallcox.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #252 on: June 23, 2011, 12:30:36 PM »
I thought I'd preserve this gem as the thread will be binned.
This quote was actually at the bottom of an adbots post.

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I very hate do spam or rip and i don't want who spam me.



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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #253 on: June 27, 2011, 01:02:33 PM »
Whilst we're on Pug......


Quote from: 'Alphapug' pid='417051' dateline='1309190294'
Here's a guy who couldn't get laid in a Koala whorehouse with a bag of eucalyptus. So I say to you Bill, may your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders!

You're hilarious man.....

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #254 on: June 29, 2011, 07:58:13 AM »
hahahaa damn guys, good shit.   Just saw this, laughed....
"Snjperwulf in 'players to avoid thread':
4.) Keep it civil. Really don't want to read "F&$# xxxgenericIDxx because I saw him bein an asshole and I told him I'd levitate his Mom into his ass." or somethin along those lines."
ZEPPELIN RULES


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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #255 on: July 03, 2011, 10:52:34 AM »
Quote from: 'JUST-A-SPAZ' pid='421665' dateline='1309701472'
Quote from: 'RedLlama5' pid='421206' dateline='1309645214'
Grinding anything in anygame is boring. Scratch that, grinding anything anytime is boring.

Unless you're a skateboarder.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #256 on: July 03, 2011, 02:26:14 PM »
Two from the Post Anything thread, based on the idea of July 4th.


Quote from: 'Rockworm' pid='421462' dateline='1309672506'

bah I grew out of fireworks years ago.
Call me Jaded call me an asshole whatever but its hard to feel the american spirit when we're watching fireworks and saluting the flag that was all made in china.


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FireWorks? For what? "The day it was decided July 4th would be American independence day"


Second one was RedLlama.[/quote]
« Last Edit: July 03, 2011, 02:27:06 PM by MattyLadd »

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #257 on: July 04, 2011, 10:56:41 PM »
Quote from: 'hudweiser' pid='334970' dateline='1301090884'
Quote from: 'Brian7610' pid='334963' dateline='1301090640'
Quote from: 'hudweiser' pid='334914' dateline='1301085532'
I'm going to break this.

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On June 22, 1977, Steven Petrosino broke the World Record for drinking 1 liter of beer in 1.3 seconds at the Gingerbreadman in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, USA. The previous record was held by Peter Dowdeswell of the United Kingdom, who drank 1 liter in 2.3 seconds.

WTF!
THATS NOT POSSIBLE, I CANT EVEN DRINK A TEASPOON OF BEER WITHOUT HOLDING MY NOSE!

They should be dead from Alcohol Poisoning....

Howd they do it anyways?

Shut up.

Excellent delivery from Mr. Hudweiser.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #258 on: July 09, 2011, 08:24:52 AM »
From thread  The YoungGunz
http://www.reddead.net/forums/thread-the-younggunz

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As leader of the StrongBunz I will soon be ready to challenge your posse to an explosive flatulence duel at ten paces!

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #259 on: July 10, 2011, 02:08:23 PM »
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Lady Gaga and Bieber are only popular with gays and pre teen girls(maybe boys too).