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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #260 on: July 15, 2011, 05:27:48 AM »
Quote from: 'Cookiekiller' pid='423881' dateline='1309908773'
"Good motherfucking morning," I said to myself as I got out of my bed. I opened my closet and donned my Kevlar armor with ceramic plates along with my camouflage cargo pants and walked downstairs.
"What in god's name is that, Cookie?" The bartender says, baffled.
"Your mom!" I said as I threw a blood stained tomahawk into his scrotum. I strolled behind the counter and removed the bartender's chrome-plated minigun from under the counter. I kicked open the doors into the daylight and looked around Armadillo.
Everyone was dead. The sole survivor had been killed by looking at my face. He was Bearclaw Gunnerson.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #261 on: July 16, 2011, 03:42:37 PM »
Quote from: 'CrazyHorse' pid='431611' dateline='1310646797'
I dislike thes guys because I'm just mindin my owns business in free roam, when they come and keep attacking me. assholes. more like the fisting hand.

crazy horse about the black hand gang

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #262 on: July 17, 2011, 09:22:07 PM »
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Puberty hit Matty from above.. He changed from a litle guy in a white shirt to a beard growing old man talking with a super dark voice on RDR.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #263 on: July 21, 2011, 09:51:37 PM »
in "am i the only one that doesn't care about leaderboards?"

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Yes you're alone. The game is not about fun, just winning. I really need validation from strangers, don't judge me.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #264 on: July 26, 2011, 09:34:27 AM »
Quote from: 'Unoriginal44' pid='344149' dateline='1301994050'
Quote from: 'The Bear Hunter' pid='344098' dateline='1301980298'
What's love but a second handed emotion.

What is idiocy but a first hand annoyance?

 HEHEHE!

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #265 on: July 27, 2011, 03:26:29 AM »
Quote from: 'Craigyroo' pid='442422' dateline='1311586171'
and y'all think the HPP is overpowered ?

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Quote from: 'Diablo1414' pid='442425' dateline='1311586291'
That is a very impressive weapon Craigy. Which one is you?

LOL

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #266 on: July 27, 2011, 07:31:25 AM »
Quote from: 'Illuminaudio' pid='433413' dateline='1310800722'

Quote from: 'Apache Kid' pid='433411' dateline='1310800581'

The only way everyone on the planet will die is from an asteroid. Nukes aren't going to be the end to all of mankind, it isn't possible. Maybe even a disease can kill us all.. There is an asteroid going to hit Earth in 2036. Some guys in America are working on something that can land on an asteroid and diverting it away from hitting Earth.



You sure you weren't just watching Armageddon?


I was think much the same about this comment. love it
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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #267 on: July 30, 2011, 10:51:32 PM »
Quote from: 'feetfly' pid='444740' dateline='1311762122'
Also, shut the fuck up. you don't deserve to even have an internet connection.

 you've never even fucking seen an aggressive marketing campaign.
Quote from: 'Rockworm' pid='445198' dateline='1311796164'
yeah lets have first day DLC and charge us a bunch of money to play what will probably already be on the disc and should be all rights be in the game I pay for.
Sorry but if you cant see the greed being shoved in your face then you don't deserve your money.



yes rockworm, please shut the fuck up

gtfo the internet pl0x :)
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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #268 on: July 30, 2011, 10:58:31 PM »
Quote from: 'Brian7610' pid='448724' dateline='1312080692'

Quote from: 'feetfly' pid='444740' dateline='1311762122'

Also, shut the fuck up. you don't deserve to even have an internet connection.

 you've never even fucking seen an aggressive marketing campaign.
Quote from: 'Rockworm' pid='445198' dateline='1311796164'

yeah lets have first day DLC and charge us a bunch of money to play what will probably already be on the disc and should be all rights be in the game I pay for.
Sorry but if you cant see the greed being shoved in your face then you don't deserve your money.





yes rockworm, please shut the fuck up

gtfo the internet pl0x :)


No.


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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #269 on: July 30, 2011, 10:58:58 PM »
This tickled my heart earlier today:

Quote from: 'feetfly' pid='448398' dateline='1312057321'

Quote from: 'Old Salty' pid='448364' dateline='1312055248'

Quote from: 'TWO Predator' pid='448358' dateline='1312054772'

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

I'd rather be deaf...


My son is deaf.  I am glad he has his vision.  I could not imagine being blind.


Close your eyes.

There you go.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #270 on: July 31, 2011, 10:32:31 AM »
Quote from: lkkarus Closing a Thread
We encourage thinking while posting.

This made me giggle. :)

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #271 on: August 02, 2011, 07:23:12 AM »
What player do you fear most? (THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE BEST PLAYERS)

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Quote from: 'Alphapug' pid='450541' dateline='1312244563'


Haven't you heard? Self-deprecating humility is the cool thing now! And I do it better than anyone!

Wait a minute. This is trickier than I thought. :(



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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #272 on: August 03, 2011, 11:50:01 AM »
Lol ain't that a gooden.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #273 on: August 03, 2011, 01:34:57 PM »
Quote from: 'Barthilas' pid='451483' dateline='1312321860'

Quote from: 'mortuus-luna' pid='442751' dateline='1311609933'

if i see people spawn killing lower levels i add the lower levels into a posse and kill the spawn killers til they leave :)


Hmm and If the killer is more skilled than you that means... :thinking2:

You will get raped too!
lmao :laugh4:
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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #274 on: August 05, 2011, 03:07:16 AM »
Quote from: 'BillySundance' pid='453648' dateline='1312499529'

OMG!  
This news is so fucking old it's gone through menopause, and is now sipping on a Mai Tai in a condo somewhere in Florida discussing 'the good old days' with it's friends "Man walks on the Moon", "Extra! Extra! Pearl Harbor bombed!" and  "Fire! good!".


lol! billy's reaction to someone who found out about the various facebook language settings
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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #275 on: August 11, 2011, 07:26:31 AM »
This got a bit of a chuckle from me......

Quote from: 'SnjperWulf' pid='458875' dateline='1313042756'
I got one from Evil_Gun tonight. He joined a session with us and I TK'd him and told him to get the fuck out. Then we voted him out. After that I got a message sayin "fuck kick you".

I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean. Is that like when someone is terrible in bed and their partner votes to kick them off of them? "You have been voted out of bed by the majority of lovers."

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #276 on: August 14, 2011, 07:41:41 AM »
Quote from: 'Cookiekiller' pid='461644' dateline='1313292087'
Quote from: 'Jersey Dagmar' pid='461636' dateline='1313291655'
Draco Malfoy isn't a bundle of sticks. You fail, sir.

No, the bundle of sticks is up his ass. He just pulls one out every time he loses his wand and uses that instead.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #277 on: August 17, 2011, 06:06:03 AM »
Quote from: 'Alphapug' pid='464753' dateline='1313549772'

I only get mad when killed in free roam if it's a mundane kill. Use some creativity people! Ride-by HPP shootings are so 2010. Snipe my horse causing me to fall off a cliff, or pop out of an outhouse and tomahawk me in the face. Free roam is the time to experiment. Try out all of the weapons, you may like them. And after we battle for 30 minutes and my posse leaves to play poker, tell yourself that you made us quit the session because you a killa. As a matter of fact, tell potential dates about your skills. I'm sure legs will open once they hear of your exploits.

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #278 on: August 17, 2011, 06:40:14 AM »
Quote from: 'XGhostX' pid='461867' dateline='1313325107'

Who cares, I always thought PokeMon was gay.


Quote from: 'Pushty' pid='461873' dateline='1313325405'

It is. :P


Quote from: 'RedLlama5' pid='461911' dateline='1313326878'

Then how do they reproduce?


Quote from: 'Pushty' pid='462203' dateline='1313352327'

When a daddy Pokemon and a daddy Pokemon love each other very, very much...

priceless :grin:

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RE: Funniest Forum Lines
« Reply #279 on: August 17, 2011, 07:55:23 AM »
Quote from: 'OldBill' pid='463790' dateline='1313469911'

Billy thinks Dilly is Silly Because He Posts Wily Nilly Likes to Eat Chilli and Listens to Millie Vanilli in a Frock that is Rilly Rilly Frilly.

Serious!

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