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Re: News of the day
« Reply #220 on: July 15, 2013, 08:02:59 PM »
No, I just know to have better sense then to ask a silly question like:

If he was just the average kid going to get candy and snacks why was someone calling 911 and following him? Not just cause he was black.
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #221 on: July 15, 2013, 08:21:24 PM »
You are a TOOL.
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #222 on: July 15, 2013, 08:36:45 PM »
Lets keep it civil yes?

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #223 on: July 17, 2013, 01:34:40 PM »
are you always eager to get those chores done at home.....like mowing the lawn ???

Then this could be for you
First tests of '130mph' lawnmower



The first test runs of a lawnmower that could reach speeds of more than 130mph have taken place.
The vehicle, made by Honda for Top Gear magazine, goes from 0-60mph (95km/h) in roughly four seconds.
The team behind it may attempt to have an official go at the lawnmower speed record, which stands at 96.5mph.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #224 on: July 17, 2013, 02:30:17 PM »
Thank you for the ever important news Ferguson. Without you, the evils of lawn mowing would still haunt us in our sleep.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #225 on: July 17, 2013, 04:18:36 PM »
Royal Baby, why aren't you born yet?

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #226 on: July 17, 2013, 04:23:22 PM »
are you always eager to get those chores done at home.....like mowing the lawn ???

Then this could be for you
First tests of '130mph' lawnmower

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The first test runs of a lawnmower that could reach speeds of more than 130mph have taken place.
The vehicle, made by Honda for Top Gear magazine, goes from 0-60mph (95km/h) in roughly four seconds.
The team behind it may attempt to have an official go at the lawnmower speed record, which stands at 96.5mph.
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #227 on: July 18, 2013, 08:19:08 PM »
are you always eager to get those chores done at home.....like mowing the lawn ???

Then this could be for you
First tests of '130mph' lawnmower

(Image removed from quote.)

The first test runs of a lawnmower that could reach speeds of more than 130mph have taken place.
The vehicle, made by Honda for Top Gear magazine, goes from 0-60mph (95km/h) in roughly four seconds.
The team behind it may attempt to have an official go at the lawnmower speed record, which stands at 96.5mph.


Who needs a car when you can just take your lawnmower? That'll save money :P
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #228 on: July 19, 2013, 01:39:54 AM »
World famous puppet "Sooty" is officially an O.A.P today :'(  65 years old, but he has no plans of retiring :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOTY
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #229 on: July 19, 2013, 03:00:53 AM »
>130 M.P.H. Lawnmower
>A puppet celebrates a birthday

You guys call that news? 

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News of the day
« Reply #230 on: July 19, 2013, 05:50:19 AM »
Sooty is a British icon....... Legend

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #231 on: July 19, 2013, 10:26:04 AM »
>130 M.P.H. Lawnmower
>A puppet celebrates a birthday

You guys call that news? 

Better than the baby of some woman I don't care about.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #232 on: July 19, 2013, 01:02:45 PM »
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OCALA, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – A Marion County man who is facing charges of sexual activities involving animals is challenging the constitutionality of laws banning such activities.

According to the Gainesville Sun, 32-year-old Carlos Romero filed a motion requesting that the judge overseeing his case declare an existing Florida statute that bans sex or sexual activities involving animals unconstitutional.

He and the assistant public defenders assigned to the case reportedly claimed that the statute impedes on Romero’s due process rights.

“By making sexual conduct with an animal a crime, the statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime,” the attorneys were quoted as additionally noting by the newspaper.

The offending statute also violates a part of the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution by “personal liberty and autonomy when it comes to private intimate activities,” according to documents filed by Romero’s attorneys and obtained by the Sun.

Florida’s statute reportedly prohibits any and all zoophilic acts, which is why Romero and his defenders feel it violates the Equal Protection Clause.

“The personal morals of the majority, whether based on religion or traditions, cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties,” the documents stated, according to the Sun. “If the statute were to require sexual conduct with animals to be nonconsensual or to cause injury in order to be a crime, then perhaps the State would have a rational basis and legitimate state interest in enforcement.”

They added, “The classification of zoophilic acts as first-degree misdemeanors is grossly out of proportion to the severity of zoophilic acts. [T]he only possible rational basis for the statute is a moral objection to sexual acts considered deviant or downright ‘disgusting,’?”

Romero was first arrested in August after getting caught engaging in sex acts with Doodle, a female miniature donkey.

Romero is facing a first-degree misdemeanor charge of sexual activities involving animals, which if convicted, could result in a year in jail. Romero and his legal representation also allegedly feel that this punishment is excessive, and would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.

Romero had reportedly been offered a plea deal which would involve a year of probation, a $200 fine and other mandates, including not being allowed to own pet sand submitting to psychosexual evaluation and STD testing, among other items.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #233 on: July 19, 2013, 03:32:33 PM »
>130 M.P.H. Lawnmower
>A puppet celebrates a birthday

You guys call that news? 

Better than the baby of some woman I don't care about.

It's not better.  The Royal Baby is a big deal unlike the baby of that whore Kim Kardashian.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #234 on: July 19, 2013, 03:34:58 PM »
>130 M.P.H. Lawnmower
>A puppet celebrates a birthday

You guys call that news? 

Better than the baby of some woman I don't care about.

It's not better.  The Royal Baby is a big deal unlike the baby of that whore Kim Kardashian.

I find them equally irrelevant to the state of the modern world.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #235 on: July 19, 2013, 05:11:24 PM »
not being allowed to own pet sand

That's harsh. Do you making it by grinding down pet rocks?

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #236 on: July 22, 2013, 02:53:17 PM »
The Duchess of Cambridge is in labor.  The Royal Baby is coming.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #237 on: July 22, 2013, 03:25:51 PM »
The Duchess of Cambridge is in labor.  The Royal Baby is coming.

I hope they have live footage of the birth.

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Re: News of the day
« Reply #238 on: July 22, 2013, 03:30:18 PM »
The Duchess of Cambridge is in labor.  The Royal Baby is coming.

I hope they have live footage of the birth.
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Re: News of the day
« Reply #239 on: July 22, 2013, 03:32:15 PM »
Have you seen all the press outside that Hospital. When they come out there will be flashing photography everywhere, and that won't be cool for the new Royal Baby.
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