Who wants to wash their mouth out with soap?

[Chalk]

Wash your mouth out!

As my first duty of the new year I am giving away a prize.

This is your chance to win an official Red Dead Redemption Eradicator soap.


(Picture courtesy of the Rockstar Warehouse)

Here is what you have to do to win:

Simply come up with a clever and witty "western style" insult. For example, "You have a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head".
There are a few rules though.

Rules
1) No swearing or foul language. This is meant to find a clever and witty insult. Blatantly swearing kinda ruins it.
2) Absolutely no discrimination. This includes anything based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. We could argue the point that racism and sexism were very much present in the old west, but I think we can do without it here.
3) You may enter as many times as you like, so long as you aren't just recycling the same entry over and over
4) The winner must be fine with private messaging myself a name and address to which I can send it to. There really isn't much point in winning if I can't send you your prize.
5) These rules are subject to change without notice.


Entries
Entries will be collated and the best ones will be open to a secret public vote. Entries will close at midnight 11th January GMT.
Submit your entry into the submission thread here.

Good luck, and wash those mouths out!

[Chalk]

Voting is now on in our comp for the best old west insult. Who needs to wash their mouth out the most?

http://www.reddead.net/forums/index.php/topic,29863.0.html

[TheCultLeader]

What happened here lol?

[silebyboy]

Yeah, who won the soap?

[RedBull FM]

me

[silebyboy]

Well done. What was your insult?

[outlawfisherman]

I won it but never got it :p

[Chalk]

I won it but never got it :p

You never received it? Curious. I think I've still got a couple lying around somewhere. Send me your details again via message again and I'll see what I can find.