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Brony Crew: The Imparato Crime Famiglia
« on: October 06, 2013, 02:59:43 PM »
Welcome, my friends and fellow convicts. Thank you for taking the time to visit the family. I am Michael Imparato, the don of the Imparato Crime Famiglia. We are an organization of the Italian Mafia, specifically for Bronies and Pegasisters to be a part of. And although it is an Italian Mafia crime group, we will happily recruit anyone to become "a part of the family." We shall be an organization that will take part in a multitude of organized crime activities, from menial tasks such as robbing stores, to pulling off major heists. However, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. So during our off time, please feel free to hang out with each other and have fun, as long as you do not compromise the famiglia.

Unfortunately, the crew only consists of myself, but I look forward to recruiting any bronies and pegasisters so that we may become a strong and powerful organization.

The Imparato Crime Famiglia is based heavily on the traditional Italian mafia. As such, we will be operating as the real world Italian Mafia would, and we will respect traditional Italian Mafia culture. I.e. having the same moral codes and rules, while  making some conversions for GTA Online. An example of this would be that we will not make car bombs, since blowing up cars would make us bad sports.

Now, since I have your attention, allow me to divulge to you a simple set of rules we have here in the Imparato Family.

1. Be loyal to members of the organization. Do not interfere with each other’s interest. Do not be an informer.

2. Be rational. Be a member of the team. Don’t engage in battle if you can’t win….The directive extends to personal life.

3. Be a man of honor. Respect womanhood and your elders. Don’t rock the boat.

4. Be a stand-up guy. Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut. Don’t sell out….The ‘stand-up guy’ shows courage and ‘heart.’ He does not whine or complain in the face of adversity, including punishment, because ‘If you can’t pay, don’t play.’

5. Have class. Be independent. Know your way around the world.

6. Have mic so we may talk and coordinate.

7. Must be at least 18 years old since GTA V is a Mature rated game.

Now that the rules are out of the way, I shall explain what activities the crew currently takes part in. As of now, we are an Xbox 360 crew for Grand Theft Auto: Online. This may or may not change. The Imparato Family's web page can be found here:

If you are interested, please send a PM my way. My social club account is here:

Also, my gamer tag is Mikeimp. The crew is an Xbox crew.

Thank you all and have a great day!
« Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 01:06:56 AM by mikeimp91 »