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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2100 on: February 16, 2013, 10:09:34 PM »
Make a wish Legion.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2101 on: February 16, 2013, 10:30:01 PM »
I did.

Granted. But...

I wish all of the media would just implode.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2102 on: February 17, 2013, 01:51:06 AM »
Granted, but everyone who watches the conservaliberaltive media implodes as well.

I wish people would stop hating Obama.  Am I the only one who kinda likes Obama?

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2103 on: February 17, 2013, 02:58:13 AM »
Granted. People start being his no.1 fan instead and the celebrities go infamous and blame you instead.

I wish Kryten fixes the forum.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2104 on: February 17, 2013, 01:35:06 PM »
Granted but the improved seo brings in armies of imbeciles and your voice is forever downed out by the crowd.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, buy not to dry.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2105 on: February 17, 2013, 01:47:54 PM »
Granted, but Toby Keith finds that "Un-American" and grants you a red solo cup full of raw turkey instead. Because glass cups are for nancies.

I wish Toby Keith drank poisoned beer out of a red solo cup in order to get my fix of irony.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2106 on: February 17, 2013, 05:42:09 PM »
Granted but he finds out you wished for it and smashes up your xbox :/

I wish I could have teleportation system so I could be anywhere in the world whenever I wanted to be

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2107 on: February 17, 2013, 06:06:02 PM »
Granted but after the first use you realize it only works one way and you're forced to swim all the way home from Hawaii before using the system again.

I wish i could reach through the internet and slap the shit out of people i don't like.  Not that there's anyone needing smacked at the moment, but i foresee this power coming in handy many times down the road (seedy)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2108 on: February 17, 2013, 11:48:15 PM »
Granted, but through the process of slapping someone whose profile displays "Dumbass 25 year old woman" you actually slapped an 11 year old boy. You're now charged with battery and child abuse. HOPE YOU LIKE PRISON FOOD, AND PENIS!

I wish Toby Keith was molested by an undead mammoth.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2109 on: February 18, 2013, 03:20:24 AM »
Granted but the mammoth turns to be a robot. So, your bad luck.

I wish Rockstar would buy Gameloft.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2110 on: February 22, 2013, 11:07:33 AM »
Granted, but Gameloft takes over and they never release GTA V

I wish people would be less judgemental

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2111 on: February 22, 2013, 11:10:06 AM »
granted. but you also take away people's opinions and uniqueness. I wish the same thing:-/


same wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2112 on: October 19, 2013, 03:32:07 PM »
Granted.The world becomes so dull and boring and critics the world over comitt suicide en masse.

I wish that RDR has an epic awesome next gen update
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2113 on: October 19, 2013, 04:05:23 PM »
Granted, the next RDR is "epic", but the next gen consoles constantly crash and are never fixed.


Wish this was still RedDead.net

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2114 on: November 01, 2016, 02:44:07 AM »
Granted. But the forums are closed and turned into a new posting blog with no Forum Games Section.

I wish for 10 wishes, well for everyone who posted in this topic. Corrupt that...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #2115 on: March 09, 2017, 07:02:03 AM »
Granted, the ten wishes are given to Donald Trump as you didn’t specify the wishes were for you - guns are given to toddlers, a wall at the Mexican border ascends into space, the term hello has been replaced by “Heil Trump” and border security and extreme vetting means that each visit to the airport involves a latex glove where the sun doesn’t shine.

I wish that the next Alien movie is actually good. 
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